1.
It's Actually Three Parks.
Sure, there's Haunted Forest
National Park, but don't forget Frostfang and Always Winter
National Parks! Everyone loves picnicking, canoeing, and camping in The Haunted
Forest, but, for the more adventurous, the Frostfangs offer hiking,
mountain-climbing, and alpine skiing. Or you can get away from it all in The
Lands of Always Winter, the perfect place to chill out for a little "me time."
2.
The Oldest Forest Service in Westeros
![]() |
Stop having so much fun you guys! Go patrol that forest. |
They've been doing this for
8000 years, and you can bet they're good at it! Friendly, knowledgeable park
rangers are always around to point you in the right direction. Remember to
check in at Castle Black to pick up maps and brochures, as well as a
complimentary dragonglass spearhead. The Watch offers other services at its
premier facility, including raven rentals,
guided tours, stargazing instructions, and archery lessons with Ser
Alliser Thorne (a real knight!).
3.
About that Wall...
It may have been built to
keep out wildlings, but now it just keeps in all the fun! Plus, you can ride to the top by winch-elevator, and gaze out over a primordial
wilderness, letting the cold and the terror creep into
your bones as you feel the weight of your mortality. Hah - We're just joshing
you! Take a family-friendly donkey ride over to Queensgate, or simply enjoy the
view from the top of the world. It's up to you, and that's what North of the
Wall National Park is all about.
4.
Good Places, Good People
![]() |
"Rattleshirt," everyone's favorite method actor and tour guide! |
North of the Wall isn't
just for hikers, campers, and outdoor fun-lovers. It's also a world-class resort
featuring five star accommodations at Hardhome and Craster's Keep. Every
location is staffed by professional reenactors to keep guests comfortable and
entertained. Not a bad place to be snowed in with a special someone, or to yuk
it up with a band of "wildlings." Or if it's a party you're after,
head down to Mole's Town, the "Las Vegas of the North."
5.
Foodies and Chowhounds Welcome
If you think it's all barley
stew and boiled mutton, think again! The stewards at Castle Black run a high
class establishment, complete with crab and lobster from the Bay of Seals, and
fresh game-meat nightly. The cooks have fed clientele, lowborn and highborn,
from all over the seven kingdoms. They've even catered to Kings. Just ask
Stannis Baratheon how they hosted him and three thousand of his closest
friends!
6.
A Pristine Wildlife Habitat
It's more than grumpkins
and snarks, folks. The farther you get from the wall, the richer the fauna.
Safari tours start daily from Castle Black. Just hop on a horse, and you'll see
everything from hoary rams to majestic shadowcats. Plus, your inner squatcher
can keep an eye out for the children of the forest.
![]() |
You know nothing of fun...if you haven't been North of the Wall! |
7.
Winter Is Coming...
...But it's not here yet!
North of the Wall National Park closes annually for the winter, just in case the
forces of darkness creep south to cast the world into endless shadow (lol).
But seriously, there's no place like Eastwatch-by-the-sea to cool off during a
hot summer. Escape that Dornish sun and bring the whole family up North for
the wilderness-adventure of a lifetime!
This
featured article has been brought to you by OTHERS LLC.
No comments:
Post a Comment